My Life

国庆日的留言

2010-08-28T23:32:00.000+08:00

再过三天，就是我国独立五十三周年。一眨眼就换了六任首相。我不清楚前三任首相的政治口号，理念和斗争，但后三任的我可以了解。敦马以2020宏愿(Wawasan 2020)的政治理念和因为你马来西亚(Keranamu Malaysia)与及马来西亚能够(Malaysia Boleh)的政治口号在我国混了长达二十二年之久的首相。今年五月二十七日，首相部署长 Datuk Seri Idris Jala 向媒体与各界宣布一个惊爆的新闻;那就是马来西亚将会在2019年破产,这一定会把老马气死。马来西亚真的很Boleh, Boleh到破产。敦阿都拉不大会(Abdullah Badawi)以优秀,辉煌,卓越(Cemerlang, Gemilang, Terbilang)的政治口号区区坐了五年半的首相位置。他真的很不会,比不上很会做二十二年的老马,真的是'这么烂,更面烂,特别烂'。接下来就是现任首相拿督斯里纳吉拉萨以一个马来西亚(One Malaysia)的政治口号红遍全国,东南亚甚至全世界。他号称奥巴马在2010年的核峰会只见一位东南亚英明神舞的领袖,那就是他本人。一个马来西亚说明所有的种族都是平等,无区别。如果是这样,为什么还要分土著和非土著?土著随随便便就可获得JPA奖学金,华人印度人,你们慢慢等。One Malaysia都变成 '玩Malaysia,玩玩罢了'。前个星期,西马有一位国中的马来校长下令所有在那间就读的华裔学生禁止在斋月进食,如果不满,可以乘搭飞机回中国,而且亚航(AirAsia)现在有做promotion。这些人真的看我们华人看没有。这是我对我国的看法与想法。我爱马来西亚,马来西亚爱我吗? 我应为太爱我的国家所以我才会去评语她。

Once A Life Time!

2010-04-09T22:24:00.003+08:00

NS

2010-01-16T20:39:00.001+08:00

At NS here. Miss every1. Bye bye.

BSN tolong ah! Macam mana mau capai 1Malaysia???

2009-11-02T16:57:00.003+08:00

3.30pm went Bank Simpanan Nasional buy IPTA pin number, school forget to buy. My waiting number is 1216. The serving number is 1163.

At 4.00pm, serving number only 1178. F**king staff do their shit work like mother f**king wanna die.

5 beautiful modern counter, 3 beautiful lady n 1 handsome man, but only 2 beautiful lady n handsome man working, tats mean 3 person working only. Their speed were like shit. The handsome man counter got 2 beautiful leng loi students, he serve tat 2 leng loi from 3.40pm till 4.15pm.

I go ask him: "Excuse me boss, wa mau beli pin IPTA."

He answered: "Lu~~ tunggu lu~~ punya nombor!"

I feel fire over my whole number. The bank closed at 4.45pm and thr still abt 50-60ppl. After 4.45pm they sure call u: "Tuan-tuan dan puan-puan yang dibodohi dan ditunggui sekalian, lu besok balik sini tunggu, kalau besok sik dapat tunggu, lusa datang lagi ya! Sekian, terima kasih."

4.23pm, 1 counter press 1183 n thr is no body, so I go forward.

I said: "Ah~~ saya mau beli pin IPTA."

She said: "Ok, pin IPTA. Mana lu punya nombor, lu mau kasih saya nombor baru dapat beli kerana mau ikut nombor sebelumnya."

I bo mood liao.

I said: "Itu~~ nombor saya sudah buang."

She said: "Apa hal lu buang, tak boleh buang, lain kali jangan buang!"

Actually my number was still on my hand, i crashed it till small piece. In my mind, whr gt I wanna go tat bank again. This is first time n last time. I feel like wanna burn tat bank down. My mum mumbling up n down, say this bank service tolong n headache.

Then, her keyboard sound tiilk talak, then put the paper inside printer n then ok liao. She passed me the paper wif pin. I reply her very very polite like it's nt like me: "Thank you."

BSN Visi

Menjadi penyedia khidmat kewangan yang komprehensif serta bertaraf nasional dan menjadi pilihan utama rakyat Malaysia.

BSN Misi

Meningkatkan kesejahteraan ekonomi dan kualiti hidup rakyat Malaysia dengan menggalakkan penyimpanan, pelaburan dan amalan pengurusan kewangan yang bijak yang dilakukan secara aktif serta mengadakan kemudahan tersedia untuk tujuan ini.

All these are rubbish. How can we achieve cemerlang n 1 Malaysia if these attitude doesn't change. Najib dun everyday at TV say Malaysia cemerlang, gemilang, terbilang n his 'CLEVER' 1 Malaysia slogan. (He think tat is.) I'm the first 1 who laugh out till my teeth drop.

Minyak naik, beras naik, 1 credit card RM50, tak ada bonus, semua barang naik, hanya gaji tak naik. Inilah 1 Malaysia, mari kita sama-sama mencapainya.

1 MALAYSIA, RAKYAT DIDAHULUKAN, PENCAPAIAN DIUTAMAKAN

2009-08-31T00:59:00.002+08:00

Kita 1 Bangsa, 1 Roti canai, 1 Teh tarik, 1 Kopi o kurang manis, 1 Najib, 1 Taib Mahmud, 1 Chua Soi Lek, 1 Anwar, 1 Proton, 1 Perodua, 1 Petronas, 1 Genting, 1 M'sia Airlines, 1 Airasia, 1 Facebook, 1 MSN, 1 Toto, 1 Magnum 4d, 1 Astro, 1 Maxis, 1 Celcom, 1 i will follow u, 1 Bank Negara, 1 Everise, 1 H&L, 1 Boulevard, 1 The Spring, 1 KL Tower tetapi 2 KLCC, 1 Bapa, 1 Emak, 1 Panasonic, 1 Maggi Mee, 1 Belacan. Kita 1 negara. Kita 1 Malaysia.

Selamat Menyambut Hari Merdeka ke-52

KL's Car

2009-08-22T11:39:00.022+08:00

This cost RM1,888,888.00

Asian Food Channel No.1

华语...

2009-08-08T23:42:00.009+08:00

天无二日,国无二君;

一个天空一粒太阳;

一个州一个大臣;

一个议长,一班行政议员.

Perak州死不好料(翻遇去hokkien),

一个州两个大臣,

两个议长,两班行政议员.

一个是合法的,

一个是cetak rompak的,

一个是人民选的,

一个是从Pangkor岛座潜水艇从澳门进来的.

RTM = Rehat Tunggu Mati

1 MALAYSIA = 玩 MALAYSIA, 玩玩罢了.

脱裤放屁, 多此一举,

要放屁还要脱裤吗?

要做东西就把它一次做完.

Perak州大臣Zambry说他很像美国总统Obama,

我从前面看到后面,

左边看到右边,

他们两个只有一点像,

那就是他们两个都是男人.

四月八号, 马来西亚主办F1赛车,

大家就去买三百块和五百块的票,

要去看Lewis Hamilton要去看Alonsso,

那里知道赛车赛到一半下大雨,

全世界F1赛车只有一站赛到一半收工的,

黄飞鸿收挡(翻遇去广东话),

就是我们亲爱的马来西亚,

那些买三百块和五百块的票的人,

出来之后到处问候别人的妈妈(意思就是他妈的).

首相到曼谷参加东南亚峰会,

座AirAsia九块九罢了,

跟中国总理温家宝喝功夫茶,

顺便跟全东南亚最帅的首相Abishit拍照,

首相到曼谷机场,

整十万个人来迎接,

他说他真的很感动,

在马来西亚都没有人这么欢迎我,

他突然间以为他是刘德华,

这么多歌迷到机场欢迎我,

后来他的顾问跟他讲,

拿督斯里看好来好像不像,

全部穿红色衣服的喔,

手上拿石头和臭鸡蛋,

没有花,

原来是一班示威者,

东南亚峰会历史上第一次,

半途而废,

还没有开幕就已经闭幕了,

马来西亚人民就非常高兴,

这些人民都不爱国,

看到自己的领导人那么没脸,

还那么高兴,

那么欢喜.

五月七号,所有穿黑色衣的人要抓,

吃roti canai也抓,

喝teh tarik也抓,

以后穿黑色衣的人,

第一个要抓的是谁你知道吗?

第一个要抓的人就是Batman蝙蝠侠,

因为Batman连底裤都是黑的,

抓了Batman第二个要抓的是谁你知道吗?

第二个要抓的人就是Superman超人,

因为Superman把底裤穿在外面.

Anwar今年六十二岁,

身为爷爷,

你们说有可能鸡奸二十六岁的Saiful吗?

二十六岁的Saiful鸡奸六十二岁的Anwar叫情有可原,

六十二岁的Anwar鸡奸二十六岁的Saiful,

那比登天还难,

二十六岁的Saiful不会跑吗?不会叫吗?不会反抗吗?

难道他向Anwar说'来呀来呀!'

Saiful开记者招待会,

记者问他被鸡奸几次,

他说八次,

第几次去报警,

第八次,

这证明前面七次他很爽!!!

补选狂想曲

你不需要给我华小,

只需要给我辣妹,

在我面前清清凉凉,

奔奔跳跳,

我就会投你一票.

你不需要给我公平,

只需要给我晚宴,

让我难得开开心心,

吃吃喝喝,

我就会为你祝贺.

你不需要给我未来,

只需要给我红袍,

让我用来买万字千字中中中,

我就会为你效忠.

如果辣妹可以借来嫖一嫖,

我叫老婆投你神圣的一票.

Been sent home.

2009-08-06T09:40:00.008+08:00

I been sent home tis morning, nt bcoz of i burn the skool, marah MK, bt of fever.. At skool nt yt 1 hr kena balik. Cikgu C. Tiew check my body temp n it was 37.3'C. Yesterday i went clinic the nurse check is 37.2'C. A lot kena send home.

Teacher's partying at Bilik Guru. Just joking....... takut ppl go tell MK.

LOLz

2009-07-16T19:32:00.001+08:00

This is hw my tables look during exam. Stupid exam.

CCB n WTF i tiok NS.......

2009-07-02T14:47:00.003+08:00

I check my status using SMS, n WTF i tiok it. No mood.

It reply wif "TAHNIAH", it nt suppose to reply tahniah, bt "HAHAHA, KENAPA LU SANGAT MALANG!"

Najib look macho wif it. For information, the uniform was
design by LimKokWing University.

Sejarah Ans.

2009-06-18T20:08:00.004+08:00

I have funny answer for my Sej test, bt i manage to pass.

Photography Workshop

2009-06-13T21:58:00.032+08:00

Half day trip in Kuching.

2009-06-11T20:52:00.004+08:00

Abt 2pm, Yii Kiat ask me wanna go out, nth to do at home, juz go out main-main lo. He come fetch me wif Yun Chuan. Thr is only 3 of us. Our 1st location is tHe Spring coz wanna see girls, haha. We went around inside n then wanna find food. The food thr is nt the type we want, we want Kuching style food.

So then we go open-air market eat Kolo Mee, ya this is Kuching food. Then we went SLTA to watch ppl play tennis. Then go to Sarawak Club. At last we went Civic Centre. We went up to look our city view. Going up the lift while watching outside was scary, I dunno y I so scare of height n have this Penyakit Takut Tinggi. Actually it's a very nice view, u can mark my words. Then we balik rumah. Tat's all, sekian terima kasih.

Sarawak Club, inside the lift.

Sarawak Club, on top of Civic Centre.

Wisma Saberkas

SLTA

Chonglin Plaza

MSSM Tennis 2009

2009-06-11T20:07:00.016+08:00

MSSM Tennis 2009 was held in Kuching from 6-10 June. I volunteer myself as a helper after Pn Wong Lee Chin asked, and at 1st without knowing thr is allowance. Then Pn Wong told me that the allowance per day is RM15. Quite happy. I thought my duty is picking ball, bt my job is the easiest. Nid to move the umpire n player chair in the morning n afternoon coz of the direction of sun. After that nth to do. We all watch the match at the second floor, sometime I watch till sleep. Nxt time I want this kind of job, watch n sleep gt money take.

Sarawak won 4 out of 6 catogories, so we are the winner. At the closing ceremony, pegawai from MOE announce 20 student which will represent Malaysia in Thailand Asian Tennis. 7 students from Sarawak been elected. 2 of them from SMK Batu Lintang - Sarah Lim (Fm 4) n Choo Lyn Yee (Fm3). Affendy is very happy on nxt assembly. All the best to Sarawak team representing M'sia.

SLTA

1 of our state player drove this Alphard. OMG...

Milo car no business, nt like Sports Day.

Wif Oscar Chang, state n nation player. Will be going

to Thailand Asian Tennis on 20 July. Final match

with Penang was the greatest game. All the supporters

was crazy, When he score 1 point, 1 of the supporter

take our state flag n go to Penang's supporters side n

tunduk his head up (we all noe hw tat's look like la).

At St Joseph skool hall, closing n farewell ceremony.

Bye-bye, jumpa tahun depan.

Photography Club Trip berjaya-ed!

2009-06-05T18:25:00.039+08:00

Matang Wildlife

Pokok yg dibogelkan.

Pokok yg masih sama.

At Matang Wildlife.

Sarawak Cultural Village

I'm dancing. OMG

Agent 007

Two 007

My Moyang House

From this~~~~

To this==

Jong's Croc Farm

This kaloi was attacking me at entrance.

Pro photographer

His successor

Take photo wif leng lui

Member's. Most Form 5, nxt yr can close this club.

Boulevard n Green Heights Condo.

2009-06-03T22:19:00.002+08:00

As usual, Boulevard had weekend offer. Things offered say cheap oso nt cheap, biasalah ini Malaysia, mana ada barang murah. Belum setengah trolley, sudah RM100+++

Pada Sabtu yg lalu, saya dan keluarga pergi membeli-belah. Dalam perjalanan, saya asyik tengok pokok-pokok dan juga burung-burung yang terbang tinggi-tinggi di langit dan tiba-tiba melanggar sebatang pokok, haha.... Setelah tiba sana, suasana bagai supermarket beri free gift, amat riuh-rendah. Kami meletakkan barang yg ingin dibeli ke dalam trolley. Saya terjumpa Cikgu Macdelin, guru KHB Ting. 1. Setelah habis, kami menghala ke kaunter untuk bayar duit atau dikenali sbg wang atau cash, cheque dan sbgnya. Customer-customer yg beratur disana sangat panjang. Boulevard mempunyai 31 kaunter termasuk kaunter pintas, tetapi malangnya hanya kira-kira 20 kaunter saja yg buka. Pada pukul 6.15pm tepat, kami beratur di sana. Kami menunggu kira-kira 45minit dan akhirnya insya Allah tiba giliran kami. Inilah cerita di Boulevard. Habis Cerita!

Pada hari Isnin petang kira-kira 2.30pm yg lalu, Zhi Yong bertanya kpd saya bahawa nak pergi swimming atau tidak di rumahnya, walau, rumahnya sangat besar, banyak tingkat, ada gym, ada squash dan security guard. Nak pergi leh? Bapanya kuat kaya, cibai rupa-rupanya ialah Green Heights. Terdapat 6 lelaki dan 5 perempuan pergi swimming. Dalam process swimming, ada sebuah keluarga yg merangkumi seorang nenek, anak lelakinya dan cucunya. Saya cakap dalam cina " Emak yg paling seksi!" secara nada yg rendah, Zhi Yong cakap dengan kuat dalam Hokkien. Itu nenek punya anak yang garangnya boleh tahan cakap sama saya dengan Hokkien "Apa kamu cakap?" Saya cakap "Tidak ada." Saya ingat saya cakap dgn nada yg rendah dan macam mana dia boleh dengar? Rupa-rupanya Zhi Yong yg cakap, dia ingat ialah saya, nasib baik saya tidak dipukul. Habis Cerita!

May of 16-Janice, 22-me, 25-Leroy

2009-05-24T12:50:00.023+08:00

A worried to happy period.

2009-04-18T10:55:00.002+08:00

Today go take report card wif mum, i told her tat i failed 3 subject, bt she say ok la. Tat's nt the thing i worried abt, bt i scared tat Pn Su tell my mum how naughty i am in class. Arrive the classroom, we take a sit, i dunno tat i nid to take no. inside classroom only Pn Su, then suddenly Mr Mahendran appear n omg he is doing Pn Su's job too. He then asked for no. then i realise tat nid to take no. so i just go take it. My no. was 18. I hope tat my turn is wif Mr Mahendran, nt Pn Su. My heart beat very fast, haha bt at last is wif him. I felt happy n glad. My mum talk to him for abt 15min, say tat i din study at home n bla bla bla, n Mr Mahendran told me tat nid to work n study hard. I just tunduk tunduk my kepala. He oso told us abt his childhood lifetime, n my mum start to sembang wif him. He say tat I only have only abt 6 month. He oso say tat excellent result would make parents happy, bt nt money. I agree wif this oso. He say a lot of things la, bt I will remember wad he had said to me.

Thanks Mr Mahendran!

Updated 05.04.09

2009-04-05T22:23:00.005+08:00

Long time no update liao, lazy n nth to post. Bt last week, i found a new n fun n interesting thing to post. My skool organise 'Ceriathon' which u noe i noe evybody noe 1 la, of coz is u noe i noe evybody noe 1, it's i oso dunno, u noe, which is collecting money la... After collecting money, dunno Affendy still happy o nt. He owes nt happy n sometimes happy. For my kad ceriathon, i din go collect money, so i donate it wif my own money( u c me so gud, so support, applauses 4 me). I cant think of what name to write, bt in the end i noe use wad name liao. kind of fun bt dangerous.

This person so generous...

From the Toyota Family.

Bad For Health!

2009-04-05T22:14:00.006+08:00

Smoke Filter... Lelong 1 box RM1.00 xD

CNY wif family.

2009-02-17T19:42:00.016+08:00

Kara-ok from young to old.

Free SIM card

2009-01-04T19:12:00.002+08:00

For those who wan celcom xpax sim card, please kindly go to Boulevard Hypermarket now! Xpax is giving free sim card wif no credit expiry until u're 25 yrs old. Sound's cool. But remember to bring along IC.

WTF, i forgot to bring IC, then the worker say muz have IC. I feel like i muz have 1 of those sim card, i dun wanna putus asa. HAHA, becoz of my IQ200000, eh, i thought of maybe thr is a photostate copy of my IC inside the car becoz my medical card is inside it, n thr is photostate IC in it. hahahaha.

At last, i got it. Nt many nice number. My new number 014-8957570, it's the best of the best for me.

happy 2009!!!

2009-01-01T00:00:00.002+08:00

2009 is here, new year new challenge.

Me here ppl playing fireworks like CNY.

I heard tat Boulevard oso put fireworks.

Hope everything fine tis year.

Hope get more angpao $$$ tis year.

Hope won't giv cikgu shoot tis year.

Hope can go Dubai (it's impossible), or at least Taiwan tis year.

Hope can have a gf tis year. xD

Hope for the hope where the hope of my hope which I hope will come true.

Last post of the year!

2008-12-31T23:36:00.000+08:00

Nth to post, juz for fun.

Bye bye 2008,

Hello 2009.

JJ sixology.

2008-12-14T23:52:00.004+08:00

Going to JJ charity concert tis tuesday. haha, gt 2 tickets. who wanna go??? tell me. xD Actually gt ppl going wif me liao, who, my GF??? =)

The tickets are free, OMG JJ past it to me personally, u noe why he wanna do that? Coz he's passing to another JJ. He told me tat these tickets are different from the ordinary 1. So CIB...

I kill a mouse!!! OMG!!!!!!!

2008-12-05T09:29:00.013+08:00

Tis morning 2.30 sth, my bathroom inside gt sound, n tat sound wake me up. I open the bathroom door then see, nth inside leh, y gt sound, i thought is 'ghost???' At tat time i very scared, so i had to sacrifice my sleep to watch movie. Till 6.30am, i went for jogging n 7.30am i came back.

Stomach very hungry, so i boil water for cooking bihun n make nescafe. Then i go to bathroom to brushteeth n wash face. Walau, once i open the door, suddenly i saw a mouse, it's as big like a normal computer mouse. I scare till dunno how to describe. So i had to use another bathroom. I wait for my mum while eating to wake up n call her catch, mana tau she dun dare, so bo pien, i had to do it myself. My mum cut 7-up bottle for me to catch it. At first i dun dare to go in the bathroom, at tat time my mum thr nagging, so i go inside bathroom. The interesting part begin now. Zheng zheng zheng zheng....

Eh, the mouse disappear liao, i search everywhere, behind the toilet bowl, dun have le, climb the wall go out, bo ko neng, the wall all tiles, so slippery, even spiderman oso cnt climb xD. Ha, then i bend down my body n look under the basin, ~~IT'S THR~~ I switched on the heater n adjust it till the highest temperature, wah my leg very hot... I spray towards the mouse, what the fuck, dun1 come down, so i use wash the toilet bowl brush go knock it. chicken, it drop down. At tat time onwards, i oredi scared. The mouse run here run there, cnt catch. I name the corner A,B,C,D. Tat stupiak mouse run from A to B, n from B to C, then C to D. I scared it crawl to my leg, i shout so loud, i thnk 10Miles can hear my voice. During the catching process, i oweys shout. Tat process tooks abt 10 min, so i shout for 10min... what a shame, a teenage boy which going to turn male adult in few years time scared a mouse.

Ok, let's continue. my mum outside thr bising-bising, "Oredi catch? y so long 1?" Then bising again "Eh, use Ridsect. spray towards the eye, cnt see!" Then i grabed the ridsect from her, spray towards the mouse eye, it run here run thr, make me nervous, so i shout louder n louder. I spray omos half can of ridsect, still so active. Then outside bising again "Nah, use broom, hard hard hit it." Then i grabed the broom from her AGAIN, i kena the mouse, bt nt 100% tiok it, the mouse cnt move, so it squeek so loudly, then dunno how it can lari from the broom, walau, i so angry then i hit it again hard hard, press it towards the floor n use it to brush the floor. whole floor is blood. haha, so happy...lalala... then i use bottle go make tat mouse go inside the bottle. The mouse still alive, mayb shouting thr "Aduh, sengsaranya, sakit la..." After tat, i put the bottle inside the sink, then i wash the bathroom. i put my shampoo, wah whole bathroom smell so nice. Then i open the white cover, which whr the water flow away 1. Eh, y the cover so different 1? I noe it coz i owes open the cover after BERAK, then wash my asshole with water n shampoo, while washing, u can c many chocolate chips drop on the floor, gt many sizes. To prevent the choc chips to tersekat on the hole of the cover, so u nid to open the cover to let it flow away, after tat close it, so 'KAU TIM'.

Then i take the mouse out n wrap it wif newspaper, after tat go babi-Q it. After babi-Q, gt aroma smell, i giv the dog eat, at 1st the dog bite, then may b of the smell of the inside organ, the dog split out, so i take the mouse again to the place whr i babi-Q it, dig a hole n buried it. The End.

Catch mouse oredi can write so long, if tiger or lion, wah, till 1 month oso cnt finish. Once again, ThankQ for reading my passage.

The mouse is inside the bottle.

Killing Gadget 1.

Killing Gadget 2.

Went in through here.

The opening area kena bitten. Teeth very sharp.

After cleaning. The basin so messy.

Babi-Q step 1.

Babi-Q step 2.

Babi-Q step 3. Ready to serve. Best with 1982 red wine.

Stupid Ass Fucking Dog!

2008-11-27T11:50:00.010+08:00

What the fuck, kanilaubu, caucibai!!!! Stupid ass wild fucking dog. If i knew which dog do it, i'm gonna kill it n cook kari n giv to othr dog to eat.

Tis morning i woke up around 7.30am, weather very cool, so i decided to take a morning walk. WTF, when i open the main door, eh, y my slipper only left 1, the othr 1 le? Chicken, i then search under the car, no le, search whole car poach, oso no le. i look outside the houz, oso no le. Then i open gate n search outside, i saw a thing at the grass opposite neighbour houz, after 3 houz from my houz(i noe so many houz la). I walk near it, na be, is my slipper. I took it up, all torn liao. stupid dog. make my wallet getting thinner, nid buy new slippers.

I take tat torn slipper home, my mum saw it, walau, giv her schold till......... like i owe her RM1million. "Nxt time put ur shoes inside the houz la, i tell u so many time oredi HA!!, put ur shoes inside the houz u dun1 listen, u c now la. HA! u go buy slippers urself, i dunno err... I NO MONEY BUY!(konon only)." chicken, when i heard she schold, my body temperature rise till more than 100^C. i then say back hw i now ar, my shoes put outside so long liao, nth happen. reli angry tat time.

If my poach gt CCTV, giv me noe which dog, u c la, i kill it wif big n sharp knife. first i chop off the leg, then poke out the eyes. haha, at last giv tat dog drink clorox. wait it suffer, i will record the process then i watch it everyday until my anger loss. hahahahaha. Say abt knife, my kitcheen gt a lot of knife, small, medium, large, xtra large, x xtra large oso got. gt cut fruit 1, cut vege 1, chop meat 1, chop meat gt bone 1 n many, parang oso got. malangnya i dun have samurai, wait i go Japan, i buy the thinnest, shinniest n sharpest samurai. xD

Leftside, normal.

Rightside, abnormal.

The "SECOCOK" pairs. =(

'My Life' on N82

2008-11-16T23:26:00.006+08:00

I surf my my blog using N82 a few weeks ago. Zhi Yong suddenly chat wif me abt N82, ppl use N82 ba. I oso 1, bt my dad nt allowed, he say 'U do big business kah? Nid so expensive punya hp for wad? Ur hp nt yet use till 1yr oredi say buy new 1!' so sad =(

I 1 buy N78, now RM1000. damn cheap. If i at brunei jiu very gud, onli abt BND400. Tat N82 BND800, abt 5 months ago. Wad i like abt N78 is tat it's background light, when tak ada light, the phone look totally black, can't see the no. The navigation keypad is touch sensitive, u can put ur finger on it n turn anyhow u like.

N82

N78

When tak ada light.

No Fuel Surcharge!

2008-11-13T22:40:00.005+08:00

Air Asia promoting 'No Fuel Surcharge' on their flight business, I owes think "airasia can earn duit kah? minyak sangat mahal o!"

Malaysia airlines juz promote 'Pay for what you see!' MAS even compare their price with AirAsia. Aiya, only cheap cheap 50ringau nia, not a big deal. Now AirAsia fight back liao, become the world first airline with no fuel charge. i reli reli salute AirAsia n oso the CEO, Datuk Tony. He start his business wif juz abt RM2 million n 2 boeing 737 aircraft, but now AirAsia had 100 A320 n few A330. I still remember MAS last time rugi more than RM500 million, MAS oso sact most of their staff to overcome their debt. While in AirAsia, aircraft cleaner can become an air stewards n even pilots. so unbelievable.

Alright i juz wanna say my main point. Yesterday, Airasia.com traffic jam, walau, i book ticket use more than 1 hour. I tell u the ticket reli veri cheap. RM60 per pax(2 ways), nw from KLIA to city oredi RM80. I reli wondered AirAsia can do this business o not? I book for 7 person including me to KL. It's only RM420 nia. WTF la, i book to kl de ticket is still schooling day, next week baru holiday. aiya, i made a mistake. pray for TUA PEK KONG n GUAN YING MA(n oso YA ALLAH) tat tak ada exam during tat week. beside tat, i oso 4got to buy check in bag. online buy onli RM5, if on the spot buy is RM10. aiya, i still kena tegur by my mum.

AirAsia, now everyone can fly! (gt $$$ of coz everyone reli can fly xD)

Last KK for tis year.

2008-11-03T22:50:00.007+08:00

Went to skool on sat, wake up early coz nid reach skool before 7am. go take money RM10 coz won photo taking competition(consolation prize nia). tat day also got sell lotz of food, eat till full.

Exhibition.

My photo.

By post...lol

Beside tat, i oso tidy n clean up my table. look more nicer n relaxer now.

From this

To this.

Funny Answers!

2008-10-31T21:45:00.009+08:00

Hahaha... i'm laughing now while posting tis post. If u r interseted, juz read it. I'm 99.9% comfirm tat after u read u will be happy. xD 1 is english essay(which i wanted to post) n sejarah subjective paper wif all sorts of answer. I couldn't believe tat i can get 45/50 for my essay. All i noe is i wrote crap.

Essay 1

Essay 2

Sej 1

Sej 2

Sej 3

Sej 4

Thank u 4 reading my answer.

It's over!

2008-10-24T18:50:00.006+08:00

Finally it's over. after suffer for more than 2 weeks, can't reli sleep gud during these few days, tat's y i'm so tired now. after finish this i'm gonna go straight forward to my lovely bed n hold my beloved small bolster.

Post tis again.

It's the same.

During tis few days, i owes heard a person in my house shout n nag 'faster go study liao, dun play compuuuuuuuter n watch tv, if not i terminate the streamyx!' heard it for 2 weeks, sien liao. now no more liao, 1 2 hear oso cnt hear, haha....XD.

Juz now i was so angry. The stupid 'dog' in PBK say in a bad tone to me "sudah pukul berapa masih buat bhgn A, asyik caaaaaaaakap saja!" When i heard it, i felt like my body was on fire. I shoot her back "saya tdk pandai ma" then she answer back "kamu asyik cakap, mana dpt buat habis" then i shoot back "kalau saya pandai tak perlu datang sini lo" she then bla bla bla dunno say wad, i just say "ya! ya! ya! betul! betul! betul" in a very rude way. I reli hate her, she think tat she is the cikgu in class. please la, ur just an assistant, like a dog stand thr for 3hrs. last time she oso bokasi wif me, so now i oso bokasi wif her. I treat ppl gud if they did the same to me. I seldom want 2 make enemy wif ppl, i dun have the time to do it. the last day i comfirm will hentam her kuat kuat.

2 weeks to go!

2008-10-10T19:38:00.003+08:00

Haizzz, exam reli reli sucks! Yesterday test BM n 2day BI. I wrote an interesting essay for my BI paper 1, section B. I wrote no. 2. The topic was 'If I had a lot of money, I would...' My essay juz like 'Da Pao', so I 'Da Pao' writing the whole essay, n teacher is going to read my 'Da Pao' essay. When giv back I reload it up.

I gt tis idea because me n my fren ever talk abt it. It started from my fren r going to buy Toto jackpot, n the winning prize is RM20,000,000. He say if he won, he's gonna renovate the whole classroom. So me n him start to elaborate tis topic, we noe it's juz a 'Da Pao' topic. So, talk more 'Da Pao' in class, it might came out in exam, so u no nid to think wad's the point n u r going to 'Da Pao'ing in the whole essay. I still dunno can get how many marks for it...XP

1st of a week!

2008-09-29T18:38:00.003+08:00

I like holiday, but in the same time I oso hate it. Today so boring stay at home ALONE. I owes remind myself tat I'm gonna study during holidays, but I still continue watching movie. I have tons n tons of new Hongkong drama, but I juz manage to watch only 2. Today wake up very early, cun cun 10am coz the clock at living room 'dang deng ding dong dung'. Then, i had to cook for myself. I cooked kolo bihun, fried 1 egg n make a cup of Nescafe.. My houz de Maggi mee out of stock!

Juz finish my dinner, nothing to do, so i start blogging. I cook dinner for my family. I cooked beancurd soup, cabbage, n fried chicken finger nugget n french fries. Juz a normal dinner. Tat's all for today n thanks for reading this crap...XD

Life...

2008-09-28T23:20:00.003+08:00

It's almost the end of September, n soon October. Time past reli reli fast. Skool exam almost start but I still haven't prepare. Everyday talk crap n laugh in skool. Life reli reli sucks! especially coming to exam. Why can't us everyday happy happy, senang-lenang like little kid?
IF my dad was a millionaire, I swear I will never ever go to skool, even enter the skool compound or passing through the skool gate.

A lotz of things happened in skool, especially the prefect. kena gantung kerja because for joining n comment in a frenster group. Is that wrong? Is commenting guilty? I dun wanna say it anymore. Afterward I kena gantung skool!

Some even worst. A pair of same species love each other??? sound weird bt that's a fact. This is MALAYSIA n not foreign country! OMG, my skool has a pair of *a*! maybe thr r still somemore, but din kena caught. I heard tat they kena tangkap during sesi petang, I JUST HEARD IT! I dunno wad r they doing n i oso dun1 to know! Haiz.....

Next Wednesday is Hari Raya. I wish all the Muslim Selamat Hari Raya, Maaf Zahir dan Batin.

916?? Failed!!!

2008-09-17T15:41:00.002+08:00

Today is already 17 Sept. But Datuk Seri Anwar haven't take over the government. September 16 has come and gone and Barisan Nasional is still in power. Has Pakatan Rakyat leader Datuk Seri Anwar Ibrahim failed to keep his promise? Has his credibility been affected? Is this an indication that he will not be able to form the next government in the near future? Is Datuk Seri Anwar bluffing? Let's wait n see in more few days.

Datuk Seri Anwar Ibrahim said he had signed up more than 31 defectors needed to form a new government and called on PM Abdullah Ahmad Badawi not to implement emergency rule to thwart a takeover. Pakatan Rakyat wants to meet with Abdullah Badawi, but he refused. Pakatan Rakyat leaders will seek an audience with the Yang di-Pertuan Agong should Prime Minister Abdullah Ahmad Badawi decline to meet them to discuss a peaceful transition of power by Barisan Nasional.

Merdeka! Merdeka! Merdeka!

2008-08-31T21:59:00.021+08:00

2day wake up at 5am, so early bcoz need go to skool before 6am. wtf, the bus arrived at 6.40am sth. i noe i sleep a little bit late. make me headache coz not getting enough sleep. the bus got aircond, eee, i like.

Reach stadium around 7 sth. nid to walk a long distance to reach the stadium coz sini tutup jalan, sana pun tutup. biasa ba, ada VIP mau datang. wait for the arrival of TYT n Taib Mahmud. Taib Mahmud car so old n ugly, u giv me i oso dun1. his body guard use Perdana, i rather use Perdana than tat ugly Rolls-Royce. I like the TYT car, Maybach. tat car very expensive oOoO!!! More than RM 1 million o.

The pembarisan from a lot of kontinjen is nice n neat although some of them pengsan. The nice part is 5 ppl fly at the sky using a motor which look like the coffee shop fan. After tat show, another more interesting show, 3 man parachuting from the helicopter. then the helicopter fly through the stadium with juz 1500ft from ground. the heli juz fly in front of me. After tat, habis liao. VIP balik rumah, we oso balik rumah.

TYT n Taib Mahumud traffic n bodyguard.

Taib Mahmud ugly car.

Maybach.

Taib Mahmud bodyguard car, rather sit in it.

TYT n Taib checking the kontinjen.

PLKN.

Grand Satge.

Flying using the motor fan.

VIP watching the 3 ppl parachuting.

One of them. They're wearing traditional costum.

The helicopter.

TYT traffic.

Bye-Bye.

Datuk Seri Anwar Ibrahim won!!!!!!!! yeah!!!!!!!!!!

2008-08-26T22:15:00.004+08:00

My fren win liao lo. Wah, win so mani oOoO! More than half of BN votes. M'sia next PM.

Anwar -31,195
BN -15,524
AKIM -92
Majority -15,671

I'm waiting!!!

2008-08-25T21:52:00.004+08:00

I'm waiting for tomorrow's night result. I'm waiting...w...wa...wai...wait...waiti...waitin...waiting.
Waiting for Datuk Seri Anwar Ibrahim punya result.
Vote for Pakatan Rakyat. Vote for decreasing of price petrol.
Wish all the best to DSAI n fight wif Pak Lah during bajet on 29 Aug.
Mahu tengok Pak Lah ada tidurkah! Kalau ada, bawa semua pillow kasih dia tidur!

Photography Club outing!

2008-08-22T21:57:00.037+08:00

Photography Club members n non members went for an outing on Wed, 20 Aug. Wake up so early, quite tired coz slept at 12am. Dunno how many ppl go, but the bus is full. Our skool reli 'bo lui' , bus no aircond. But nvr mind, as long got transport enough. I reach skool wif Yun Chuan at 7am. It's quite late oredi. Our bus reach skool at almost 7.30am, but scheduled at 7am. Not very responsible bus driver.

Went on the bus, then we departed to our first destination, Water front. Tis place quite lame la, owes go the same place. Take some scenery view photo for photography club competition. The register fee quite expensive. RM3 for member n RM5 for non-member. After finished taking photo, we wait for our bus outside Riverbank Suite.

Then, our second destination was Jong's Crocodile Farm, which oso known as my farm (coz surname the same). We then entered. The first animal we saw was iguana (not animal la, is reptile, aiyo). silly reptile, no reaction, noob! Ah, then we went to see crocodiles. So many crocs thr. thr oso have sun bear, peacock, duck, turkey, eagle, snake, n much more. the monkey is the most memoriable 1 ! thr's a pair of monkey, 1 male 1 female. the male monkey searched the kutu on the female body, then the male monkey ate the kutu. a lot of ppl was watching them. so romantic. but the most romantic part was, they suddenly do sth 'ehem' , u all noe de la. everyone laugh loudly. haha!!! 11am, it's croc feeding time. The show held at pond 5. the feeding so sien, just gantung the chicken on the string, then wait for croc to jump up n eat. when the croc jumped up to have his/her lunch, the penjaga thr pull up the string so that him/her cnt eat.hahaha!!! tis action kept repeat. sien, if i was tat croc, i tell u , i rather dun 1 to eat than give them kacau. after the show finish, we went around the croc farm. thr is a lonely monkey, so lonely. playing Akon de song 'Lonely'. Then saw a lot of big big fish, the world largest fresh water fish, reli reli huge. The fish weight more than 30kg. Around 12pm, everyone leave the farm to have lunch. before we leave, we took some group photo. Arr, then we leave. Say bye bye to my fellow buaya.

Proceed to the 3rd destination, Padawan Wild Orchid n Pitcher Plant Garden which located at 10 mile. We went off the bus to have lunch. I'm in charge of the food, so me n my fellow frenz follow me to take the food, BBQ chicken rice. we had lunch at the bus stop. After that, we went in. We were brief n watch some intro video at a small room. After tat, we go around the garden, very beautiful. inside oso a lot of nyamuk, i kena gigit a few times.

At 2pm, we leave the garden n our last destination was Taman Sahabat/Friendship Park at Jalan Song. whether so hot. i n my fren went opposite the shop to have some drink. Me, Yun Chuan n Nice had ice kacang. Around 3.45pm, we went back to the park. At 4pm, all of us naik bus n return to our skool. Quite fun journey. But tired.

At night, had dinner wif frenz at Boulevard. 1 girl fren came back from Melaka, she went Melaka at Form 2, so almost 2 yrs din see her. At first i dun 1 to go becoz i was so tired, but she came back from Melaka, so i bo pien lo, fren ma. i go becoz of her, if not, u think i eat too full nth to do is it? haha. tat's all, thnx for reading.

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Street at water front.

Nice view.

Astana.

Wad's Leroy looking at? (the guy in blue shirt)

Stupid iguana.

Tailess Croc. so sad!

Young crocs.

Lazy sun bear.

It's show time.

I'm gonna get it!

This croc is huge!

The lonely monkey.

White alligator.

Monitor lizard. din brush teeth, tongue so black. haha =P

The baby sooo cute!

At first, he help her to find kutu.

Then, 'ehem!'

Group photo.

Watching some annoying video.

Everyone so concentrate!

Yun Chuan n me.

Wild orchid.

Nice mini fountain.

Laksamana Cheng Ho. He came M'sia to look for laksa.

Next to me is the girl which i mentioned just now.

Loooooosseeeeeeeeee!!!! buuuuuuuuuu!!!!

2008-08-18T10:35:00.002+08:00

I noe i btr dun watch tat match. Sleep better. How come can lose till so cham? whr's ur stamina, ur talent, ur strength??? N oso the umpire, u from Indonesia, u suppose to help Chong Wei, we're abang n adik.=D

Chong Wei, astro oso support u! when u lose, astro stop broadcasting so tat ppl can't watch. but unfortunately, RTM still can watch. haha, u can't hide away from me...=p i feel so sad. ur result soooooo worse. 21-12 21-8

Lin Dan oso, u noe ur country sooo many gold liao ma, give M'sia 1 la. Chong Wei of course will give u half of the RM 1million tat he get from government. but he lose oso gud la, government can save tat money to develop the country=D (DO U THINK SO?)

before the match started, i go 10 mile Unaco supermarket buy 1 can of Pringles, cost me RM4.59 n oso 1 big bottle of 100 plus which cost me RM3.00, so total is RM7.59 u see, chong wei, i so support u, but??? aiyo dun say liao la, sooo sad.

Lin Dan action n speed very fast oso. Once he smash, chong wei comfirm die de. Although he manage to rescue the shuttle cock, but Lin Dan quickly come near the net to smash again. Pak lah n Mak Jean so angry last night. but Uncle Hu Jing Tao is happy. whr is negaraku??? nvr been played in Olympic. only in skool assembly.

Keep going cw, i will support u forever. Keep maintian ur world ranking. Go! Go! Go! Malaysia Boleh!

Went to concert!

2008-08-14T20:41:00.020+08:00

Forgot to upload tat day. I gt two tickets for SJK Tapang fund raising concert. Ticket thr written start at 6pm but coz of Datuk Patinggi George Chan, it started at 7pm. wad a f**king leader, always late, hope government give him demerit marks^.^ The venue took place at Stadium MBKS. i went thr wif yun chuan. we sat quite front(of coz front la, RM50 bo, VIP Rm100) but sit too front cannot shout n feel not high(refer to feeling), so we went upstair to sit. just far a little bit nia.

then wait tat f**king leader give his (he think) special speech. does a chinese leader speak good chinese??? i tell u honestly, his chinese reli reli sucks!!!!!!!!!!!!! even USA president, George Bush speak more better! Then ppl giv him souvenier gok, then dunno cut wad flag, the flag need cut three times. gud oso la, tat's mean kuching lotz of kind ppl. some even donate berpuluh-puluh ribu, wah..... so rich! giv me some la....^.^

7.30pm sth baru start. the first singer was tat astro program call dunno wad superstar punya 2nd or 3rd winner, Diana Liew. She is hot, pretty n ( fiu-it)use ur mouth to wistle. She sing 5 of her own song, her EP still not yet in market yet, but soon yes.

The second was Will. wahlau, the ticket thr his photo sooooo cute n handsome, but when he show up, i think Osama bin Laden much more cute than him. He sing rap i tell u, soooooooooo damn horible, terible n vegetable. But other song ok la.

Third was Phoebe, My FM famous DJ. she duet wif will, sing JJ n Jin Sha song 'bei feng chui guo de xia tian'. Then, arr her famous song 'chu tian' in hokkien means 'sok tian', hakka 'pun tian sot'.
then dunno wad movie de theme song. but her voice was brilliant!

At last, Rynn Lim come out. Whole stadium go crazy, everyone went high!!! He sing 'Tang qiu qian' his 1st movie, The Beginning theme song. everyone follow him singing. then, he sing his new album song. he after then come down the stage to shake hand wif VIP, whole group of RELA protect him. do u all know his former school?? arr, let me tell u all. He 1st study at Tadika Kuching, then at Chung Hua No.5, then Kuching Town, at last he study form 6 at St Thomas.

Sit ar origin place.

Then move back n up a little bit. The red circle is the origin place.

Nice view.

The arrival of the good chinese leader.

Good chinese leader givin speech.

Diana Liew. Nice dress.

Will.

Will duet wif Phoebe.

Rynn Lim.

Time to say bye-bye.

Update my blog!

2008-08-11T21:44:00.010+08:00

Long time no blog oredi, lotz of things happened. the most interesting part was disecting a hamster(my group use hamster). The hamster stink. Saw the little- cutie organs, so kesian.(lazy to upload the photo).

The other interesting thing was Beijing Olympic 2008 opening ceremony. That was cool, it makes chinese all over the world felt proud of it. The most beautiful lighting i ever see. N oso the fireworks, boom like there's no tomorrow. but in the same time, China oso created air pollution. all the smoke came from the fireworks. Back to the lighting, the colour was briliant n nice. CHINA IS GOING TO PAY FOR A HIGH BILL!!! The person who was holding the torch run n run n run, aiyo, then suddenly can fly. N then fly-fly-fly, then reach the big gigantic torch, then put the fire on it, then got fire liao lo, then finish lo, then sad liao lo. China oso make a huge earth 'ang kong kia'. the best thing is it has graphic on it. wah, then arr got a man n woman stand on top of it, then sing-sing-sing, then finish liao lo, then bye bye lo.

The big n gigantic torch.

The army stand thr so stupid! Cheer out loud la...

This is the ang kong kia.

On friday, last period is Maths, teacher: Pn Lucy Chan. On thursday, i wrote Beijing Olympic theme 'WE ARE READY' and count down to olympic on blackboard. during her lesson, whole class was noisy, n tat time was 11.30am. She scholded us during tat time. She said:" Now is 11.30 n u r still not ready yet!", i quickly replied her that "Aiyo teacher, u didn't see the black board is it? The blackboard thr written WE ARE READY so big. then whole class laugh lo.

Well, there oso sad things happened. First one is, say abt tis thing i oredi 'tulan'. Saturday no electric. the weather soooo hot. can't sleep, n because of dun have mosquito netting, so cannot open window, scare mosquito come in. sad lo. hot until cant sleep, just lie on the bed, wait till got electric. around 11pm, my house got electric liao. the first i do was to switch on aircond, feel very song. me die liao, no a-cond cant sleep. stupid sesco, we pay for high bill but still 'bo tien'. sucks la like dat. must change government liao. remember, vote for pakatan rakyat(PKR+DAP+PAS).

On 08.08.08, i noe a sister of 2 students in SMKBL passed away cos of brain cancer. i was shocked n sooooo sad when i heard tis sad news. speechless for a while. sooo kesian. i think God loves her much much more than her family. a brave girl, went through lots of challenge n fight for her sickness, i respect n salute her. Hope that she will rest in peace. =(

Bad bad day!

2008-07-13T16:54:00.003+08:00

12 June 2008, Saturday was a bad bad day for me coz hari permuafakatan. reli hate this day, sucks!!!! My mum n I reach school at abt 9.20am. My no. was 27, but at tat time it's only 17 nia, wait n wait. Till 10.30am, only 22, dunno the teacher say abt wad, still say 10am got course, BOHONG la. From 4 Jujur, Yun Chuan, Kah Soon, Michelle, Janice, Yen Shing n dunno who else wait till cnt tahan then go straight forward to teacher, take report card then say bye bye! I oso did that, my mum just tell teacher that she is busy, no more time to wait. Wait so long for wad, dunno teacher say wad crap, i know la, all bad things, nvr got teacher say gud things abt ppl, unless tat person is a gud student. I reli reli hate my form teacher! She reli sucks! Then, my mum took the report card, see my result. My result very very worst tis year. Wah, tat teacher show the comment to my mum, but my mum didn't hirau her, she underline all the bad bad comment, eg. talkative, kurang serius, n bla bla. Very kepo. Hahahahahaha, tat teacher spoke in BM, my mum dun understand wad she said. Ppl take report card need 10-15 min, me not even 2 min oredi habis.

But afterthat, from school till home, i kena bomb like the usa n iraq war. Life reli sucks for the bad result one's, but fun for the hardworking one's.

Yesterday night was Yun Chuan's birthday n Jacky's farewell party. We went to Hartz Chicken at S'wak Plaza. Ate from 7 till 9 pm. I ate like thr is no tomorrow, i ate for five round, n i looked like a pregnant man. reli full. coz mood not gud, so just ate a lot to release stress. Upload the photo the other day.

Sports Day!

2008-07-04T07:19:00.029+08:00

BL had sports day yesterday n oso today, but i went yesterday punya only. When reach thr, lotz of pengawas stand at the gate. i wear shorts but luckily they didn't caught me. This year sports day kind of weird. Majlis pembukaan start at 2pm but the sports activity already start at 8am. but the pembukaan very nice n cool. all the kawat kaki very gud. unfortunately, around 4.30pm raining heavily.

Scout

Kadet Polis

PBSM

St John

Kadet Remaja

Kadet Bomba

Amber House

Amethyst House

Diamond House (my houz)

Emerald house

Ruby House

Sapphire House

Negaraku....Tanah tumpahnya....my blood^_^.

Maka kami (marker kami) sudah habis...........

our school pengetua the mood very good. he go round the padang just to watch the competition. but i manage to take photo with him. (haha, dun jealous!) actually he is very gud, he still teach athelete how to lontar lembing. he communicate with everyone. during raining, he still stand at the padang just to give support.

Me n pengetua.

Mr Chai, Nice, C. Chuan, pengetua, Chuan n me.

Me n Aunt Lai.

Ohya, thr was milo car oso. it comes 2 time, 1 in morning n 1 in afternoon. Me, Nice, Yii kiat, Chuan n Yen Shing bekerjasama untuk fill the milo into bottle. I noe we very tamak.^_^

Tis one is juz only for morning punya.
Afternoon punya i didn't took photo. it's oso the same la.

Ah Pong is the champion.

Others

Small black last day!

2008-07-02T19:09:00.007+08:00

2day is our practical Maths teacher, Miss Zahara( i think so la) which i call her small black( convert it to chinese) last day. Felt sad.

Here r some pics, luckily my cam canggih, 1 press can take many many pics!

Do u c the big tauke sitting in the middle thr?

Small black is small, n oso black. ^_^

Spain+-+-+-+-

2008-06-30T20:47:00.014+08:00

wtf la, spain won. everyone thought Germany will won! anyway, still lose Rm10 on Germany. blame to Abdusalam Khan big uncle, Oliver Khan, who was too old to be a goalkeeper. Chuan call me bet on Spain but i love Germany sooooo much... I noe Chuan won a lot$$$$$$$$... 'bling bling' in his wallet.

This afternoon i balik kampung at Bau. i dunno how many litres of my blood kena suck by nyamuk! but i enjoy my aunt's dish.

At Batu Kitang.

Flowet at the garden. Only took some pic la.

Actually tis is a fish pond, but oredi covered by lotz of grass.

And tis is me, scratching my leg. Taken by my cousin sis.

My new toy!

2008-06-28T23:12:00.008+08:00

I just bought myself a new camera. yeah!!...quite happy! Finally had a new cam after the stupid thief curi my cam! I bought a new Cyber-shot T300 which cost around RM1600. love it! It's also touch screen like N1 before. But the screen now is more larger than the N1.

N1---8.1megapixels
---3' LCD touch screen
T-300---10.1megapixels
---3.5' LCD touch screen

My ex- friend! N1

T-300

Cool!

PRICE of PETROL!!!

2008-06-18T19:15:00.002+08:00

Price of Petrol in Oil-exporting Countries (per litre)
· UAE --- RM1.19
· Egypt --- RM1.03
· Bahrain --- RM0.87
· Qatar --- RM0.68
· Kuwait --- RM0.67
· Saudi Arabia --- RM0.38
· Iran --- RM0.35
· Nigeria --- RM0.32
· Turkmenistan --- RM0.25
· Venezuela --- RM0.16
· Brunei --- RM1.26
· Malaysia--- RM2.70

Can U all make the difference???

Petronas earn abt RM80 billion, is it still not enough subsidies petrol n diesel?

Everything gonna increase, kolok mee, laksa, nasi lemak, roti canai n bla bla black sheep...

Juz finish my sivik project, now is 19 june, 3.00am. still blogging.

Coz of 2 ppl, whole class kena bomb!

2008-06-12T18:11:00.003+08:00

Coz of two boy students, one from 4 setia n the other from 4 jujur, our class kena bomb by teacher dunno like wad! Early morning already hear World War 3. Bomb here n there. I reach school quite late everyday, so I dunno wad really happen before class. First, ppl who layan those two kena bomb first, then is the monitor n asst monitor. Cikgu Normala schold them 'NO USE!'. Walau, teacher sooooo angry! After that, the pengawas kena shoot again. Teacher say them didn't help, only grey bottoms, but actually is nothing. We're gonna change seat during July and also change new monitor and asst.

On March is general election, July is class election. Dunno the currently ruler will win or the opposition.

During recess, me n my gang hang out at the staircase outside 4 setia. While we were talking crap, a big size pengawas fell down n sit on the staircase. I ngam ngam see him fell, then me n Chuan laugh like no tomorrow! It's really really damn funny.

After recess time, Miss Ko mengetuai a group of pengawas came to my class n do spot check. I was shock for a moment coz inside my bag has two illegal things, which is liquid paper(very common thing nia) n disc. All boys are directed to stand outside while girls remain in class. My tofu all give the pengawas take away liao, they touch my body like kena rogol. Then need to take off our shoes. very mahuan 1. Inside the shoes can hide wad, aiyo! Suddenly, Miss Ko came out n ask: "Jeffrey, why you bring MP3 to school?" I then answered "Uhh, MP3? I where got bring MP3, not mine la!" She then asked me where is my seat, i point it to her. Ngam ngam my bag not at the seat, so she asked where is my bag, i searched for a while, ohh, it's at my neighbour neighbour seat. Miss Ko then asked me again if this MP3 not mine, then why is it on my table. I said truely not mine ba! The MP3 is inside a small bag. Got brain punya orang of coz know it's girl punya barang la! She then searched inside the bag, got lots of girl clips. She asked again is mine or not, then our class monitor said it's hers. Then i went out again. Miss Ko bla bla for a while, then she take my bag. Inside my bag got only one text book n one disc. She searched n searched, i dunno she got use eye or not, after a while she put my bag down. After finish checking the whole class, then we baru masuk. I go check my bag, once i open my bag, i also laugh like there is no tomorrow, i think blok c can hear my sound. The disc was still inside but my liquid kena rampas. The moral value is some ppl think that they're smart, but actually they're dumb n noob! There's lots of ppl can do work, but ppl who really really know how to work only a few.

It's a terrible n fun day.

Me n Leroy birthday dinner!

2008-06-08T22:55:00.016+08:00

I know this has past two weeks already, but because of the picture, i can only post it today. We ate at Shabu Shabu, just only opposite tHe Spring. The food there was ok la, but i can cook better than them. Here are some pic regarding on the dinner.

Haha, me!

Me n Chuan promoting the food.

Cow n Noob.

Wah, surprise!

Adidas brand shoes!

Sit like big tauke!

My gift, two banana n a packet peanut.

Banana n peanut became a M2 Card.

The first time!

2008-05-25T21:49:00.002+08:00

Just came back from add maths tuition. Had a first experience. Yun Chuan, Zhi Yong n I went to toilet. Zhi Yong when in first, while me n Chuan talking crap outside. Suddenly Zhi Yong came out with a face like want to vomit. Then i ask wad happenned, he told me u go c urself. I n Chuan then went to c, kani laubu, u know is wad? really want to know? still better dun tell! ok i tell la!
Is the girl things la, everybody know 1 la, the red red colour thing. Wahlau n wahseh, the whole toilet bowl is red colour with some pieces of tissue. We then thought is tat girl, she's the only girl went to toilet. Cibai la, didn't flush it. I tell u the smell was strong. At tat time, my kencing 1 to come out liao but no one dare go in. So i terpaksa go in n flush lo. I clean the whole toilet wif water baru shh shh. Then the other two baru masuk. We laugh like hell n no body business. I n Chuan sit together while Zhi Yong sit the other side at tuition. That girl just sit in front of Chuan. We talk abt the case just now n we really laugh like hell. Maybe she too cemas la. Our mind n heart very bad. Haha.....

For information, our teacher Mr Sim, was Pn Jong Man Moi's husband. Their height not balance, one tall n one short. during wedding, pihak B need to stand on a chair so that baru can kiss pihak A. haha... but aniway, Mr Sim damn gud 1 la.

Michelle tagged me!

2008-05-25T14:50:00.003+08:00

1) What was I doing 10 years ago?
Well, that time i was only six. Can't remember. go to kindergarden, everyday sing stupid kid's song. Always kena scholded by teacher coz naughty. remember i throw stones toward the principal car, mother kena called., then i died liao lo. Go home eat rotan lo.

2) What are five things on your to-do list for today?

1. Ate my breakfast, lunch, dinner n supper.

2. Went for add maths tuition.

3. Blogging.

4. Sleeping.

5. Shopping.

3) What snacks do I enjoy?

Pringles, Mister potato, yam stick n dunno......

4) Things I would do if I were a billionaire?

If i were a billionaire, there would be tans of things i gonna do. First, i will call n pay samseng to bomb a grey colour proton wira with car plate QCB 182(u know who's car la). Then, i will donate lotz n lotz of money to charity and also unlucky people. Then, I will build a high-tech, most luxurious and biggest house in the world, so that i can challenge Sultan Brunei. My whole toilet will be fully 24k gold. I will then made a highest indoor fountain and locate it in my living room. My living room tv will be the world most expensive and largest LCD tv. After that, i will buy A380 and Boeing 747 as my private jet, then travel the whole world with it. If continue like that, my money of coz will habis. I will made a big business n invest with Donald Trump. Then, i will take some of Donald Trump's girl but i will take all his asset so that he can retire n spend his time wif his girls. Beside that, i will buy many many luxurious car like Rolls-Royce, Mercedes, Maybach, Bently n bla bla. I will buy the one and only Ferrari in the world. Then, i will race with Sultan Brunei n bet wif him. If he lose, he give his whole empire to me. Haha. I will be extremely rich. No one can beat me now.
This is just a dream. hahaha...........

5) Three Bad Habits

1. Sleep like no tomorrow.
2. Like to eat n eat like no tomorrow also.
3. Always say foul language in my every single speech.

6) 5 places I have lived

1. My 1st home, Jln Muara Tuang
2. My 2nd n currently home, Jln Penrissen, 11 Mile.
3. My kampung, Bau.
4. Big n tall hotel.
5. Big n short resort.

7) 5 Jobs I’ve had

1. The son of my father and mother.
2. My datuk n nenek punya cucu.
3. My uncle n aunty punya nephew.
4. A friend of my friends.
5. Work in supermarket.

During holiday!

2008-05-24T21:57:00.006+08:00

See lotz of ppl planing wad to do during holiday, i'm jealous. I'm gonna work on Monday at Everrise 4th 1/2 mile during tis holiday. The clerk phone me n ask me whether want go thr work or not, then i say ok lo. thnx to the fucking bastard thief take all my $$, if not i can enjoy myself at home n sleep for 24hrs a day in my big size bed and my small bolster by covering the whole body with comforter. I love my bed n oso my small bolster soooo much. I had slept with my bolster since i was born. I like the smell of it.

My lovely bed.

And also my lovely small bolster. Grab with it everynight.
Can't sleep without it.

dunno wad title!

2008-05-23T21:46:00.005+08:00

Same as yesterday, when to Normah Specialist around 6.30pm n i oso had my dinner at the hospital canteen. Today i eat beef with fried chicken. The guy at the canteen today in a good mood, he give whole container of fried chicken. Oh yea, the nurse which i mention works in CT Scan department. I couldn't find her yesterday n today. so sad.

I heard that a girl in Form 3 past away last night cause by car accident. Poor girl, i was shock for a while. First, i thought my friend kacau me, but it is the truth. Feel sad... May God bless her.

My class new training teacher which teach us Maths very gud. just only a small size n was damn black. u all know why she so black? The answer is her family too poor, no money to buy food, everyday only eat rice campur kicap. She was black cause due to the kicap.

This morning at the road near the government quarters, a lady driving a car tried to overtake my mum. She overtakes twice but failed because my mum doesn't give her any single chance to overtake. The lady truely soooooo 'ke si'. When inside the school compound, she stiil overtake a car. Truely very bokasi 1. Drive so fast for wad? Isn't there got gold, is there? If me drive, she surely die 1. U see la, i horn her until i feel satisfied. really 'pukimak'. Even Yun Chuan's dad said so coz he was in front of me!

Happy Birthday!

2008-05-22T22:05:00.004+08:00

Yea, today is my birthday n oso my brother's new baby boy birthday. I just came back from Normah Specialist abt 10.00pm n i'm now start blogging. The baby boy was cute, n oso small.
I had my birthday dinner at Normah canteen coz there is ticket for free dinner. Had 2 types of vege, n daging lembu dunno cook wad. It was my first birthday dinner at hospital. I had not go to Normah for abt one n a half years, that time i'm still in Form 2, to visit my brother's first baby girl. I still remember tat time was already 11pm sth, the main door already closed. I dunno use which exit to leave the building. I then go in a office call dunno wad scan again. Then a young nurse said: "Xiao didi (means small brother), where are you going?" I then said whr to leave the building. She then told me that I can use the door at the emergency department. Honestly, the young nurse was damn super hyper cute. That was the cutest girl i ever meet in my life. Today, i tried to search for her. But unfortunately, i can't find her. I was quite disapointed. Maybe she had been promoted to Chief Nurse. She was really really really cute. Like the anime girl character.

That's for it today. I wanna say HAPPY BIRTHDAY to me n my new cousin! n oso for those who was born on 22nd of May!

Fucking chemist!

2008-05-15T19:46:00.002+08:00

Today's paper are chemist 2 and PSK. stupid fucking chemist damn hard. i didn't answer a single question for bahagian B. so tat's mean i gonna say 'BYE BYE' to 40%. all ask molecular mass n also dunno wad fucking mass. c*bai la. Well, for PSK, it was quite easy, onli a few questions. The three aspek was easy, and oso the kementerian pembangunan wanita n dunno wad LPPKN was oso easy. cikgu barzati was very extra super hyper duper at 4 amanah tis noon, i dunno she shout at who, but the voice was loud. if there is chicken farm beside our school, i think all the chickens would run away! I told Pn Su the voice sounds like cik barzati, n then she went out to see. she told me tat it was cik barzati. poor teacher. everyday angry. i think she 1 day drop two hairs, 1 month oredi 60 hairs. if one year, 720 hairs, afterward become botak liao.

Tomorrow is a girl who is only abt 150cm tall, clever girl n oso known as DDE(daughter of divisional engineer) named Janice Liew, punya birthday. wish her happy 16th birthday.

Stupid sejarah n chemist!

2008-05-13T19:12:00.002+08:00

Today test sejarah n chemist. I didn't learn for both subjects. For sejarah, i only answer a few questions in bahagian A, all empty for bahagian B n also means i lost 60% already. Fuck la!!! For chemist pula, i over-slept. I tembak from ques 30-50. Die liao. Scare to call mum to take report card.

This is last week punya news.

From United Daily.

Today's Newspaper!

2008-05-10T09:53:00.004+08:00

This is the news from newspaper. Only in International Times, Sing Chew and United Daily.

International Times. I'm in the newspaper. Lolz...

Sing Chew Daily. I not yet buy United Dailys. Upload it later or tomorrow.

My house kena masuk!

2008-05-09T13:35:00.015+08:00

WTF! my house yesterday kena broken. cibai la the stupid theif. take my camera n money! The camera brand is Sony DSC-N1, touch screen punya, bought it 2 years ago, and the price is Rm1999. I yesterday also forgot to bring my wallet out, inside got RM110. rugi almost RM5000, the theif reli reli reli cau cau cau cau cau cau cau cau cau cau cau cau cibai. i wish they go die far far la. First, me and mum go to 10 Mile Police Station, then take the report to Simpang Tiga Head Police Station. The police then follow us to my house. After finish their job, it's already around 11.30pm liao. I yesterday can't sleep cause trauma oredi.

They came in from here. That's my bedroom window.

And also here. U see the window kena cabut!

The window then throw at the backyard.

My mum's room door been spoiled.

My mum's room.

The stupid theif still know make drinks.

I took this photo today.

Outside the house.The window oredi put back la.

Stupid lame test!

2008-05-06T19:29:00.003+08:00

tomorrow is my school 1st semester test. we need to arrange the table and after that we sit follow the number of name list. kanina, u know whr my place is? celaka, is next to teacher's table. because of the limited space, so my table and teacher's table was combined together. i ask many people to change seat with me, but all of the answer is "NO!". so sad.

2008-05-01T23:09:00.002+08:00

Today is Labour Day, also holiday and thursday. Stay @ home n nth to do. life really sucks. i wish thr had some kids around my house, can play wif them n not that lonely.

These are our Malaysia Prime Minister which are named BAPA???
1.Bapa Kemerdekaan

2. Bapa Pembangunan

3. Bapa Perpaduan

4. Bapa Proton-.-

5. Bapa Mentua Khairy Jamaludin

Inilah pemimpin-pemimpin Malaysia yg hebat .
lolz, nth to do.

Long time no post!

2008-04-29T20:35:00.000+08:00

My class had a stupid kerja amal last wednesday, which really sucks.

This is me, pura-pura cabut rumput. SMKBL very poor, no money to hire a gardener, all job done by student.

"OH!" I saw Miss Ko kiss with a 'A PEK' n the other two so rajin.

This is my english teacher. i like his hair so much!

1st post!

2008-03-13T18:57:00.000+08:00

alone @ home. nth to do. extremely boring.
wake up, brush teeth, bath,eat,watch tv then sleep again.
life reli sucks. @ school feel wanna sleep, @ home feel boring.