BSN tolong ah! Macam mana mau capai 1Malaysia???

3.30pm went Bank Simpanan Nasional buy IPTA pin number, school forget to buy. My waiting number is 1216. The serving number is 1163.

At 4.00pm, serving number only 1178. F**king staff do their shit work like mother f**king wanna die.

5 beautiful modern counter, 3 beautiful lady n 1 handsome man, but only 2 beautiful lady n handsome man working, tats mean 3 person working only. Their speed were like shit. The handsome man counter got 2 beautiful leng loi students, he serve tat 2 leng loi from 3.40pm till 4.15pm.

I go ask him: "Excuse me boss, wa mau beli pin IPTA."

He answered: "Lu~~ tunggu lu~~ punya nombor!"

I feel fire over my whole number. The bank closed at 4.45pm and thr still abt 50-60ppl. After 4.45pm they sure call u: "Tuan-tuan dan puan-puan yang dibodohi dan ditunggui sekalian, lu besok balik sini tunggu, kalau besok sik dapat tunggu, lusa datang lagi ya! Sekian, terima kasih."

4.23pm, 1 counter press 1183 n thr is no body, so I go forward.

I said: "Ah~~ saya mau beli pin IPTA."

She said: "Ok, pin IPTA. Mana lu punya nombor, lu mau kasih saya nombor baru dapat beli kerana mau ikut nombor sebelumnya."

I bo mood liao.

I said: "Itu~~ nombor saya sudah buang."

She said: "Apa hal lu buang, tak boleh buang, lain kali jangan buang!"

Actually my number was still on my hand, i crashed it till small piece. In my mind, whr gt I wanna go tat bank again. This is first time n last time. I feel like wanna burn tat bank down. My mum mumbling up n down, say this bank service tolong n headache.

Then, her keyboard sound tiilk talak, then put the paper inside printer n then ok liao. She passed me the paper wif pin. I reply her very very polite like it's nt like me: "Thank you."

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All these are rubbish. How can we achieve cemerlang n 1 Malaysia if these attitude doesn't change. Najib dun everyday at TV say Malaysia cemerlang, gemilang, terbilang n his 'CLEVER' 1 Malaysia slogan. (He think tat is.) I'm the first 1 who laugh out till my teeth drop.

Minyak naik, beras naik, 1 credit card RM50, tak ada bonus, semua barang naik, hanya gaji tak naik. Inilah 1 Malaysia, mari kita sama-sama mencapainya.

1 MALAYSIA, RAKYAT DIDAHULUKAN, PENCAPAIAN DIUTAMAKAN

Kita 1 Bangsa, 1 Roti canai, 1 Teh tarik, 1 Kopi o kurang manis, 1 Najib, 1 Taib Mahmud, 1 Chua Soi Lek, 1 Anwar, 1 Proton, 1 Perodua, 1 Petronas, 1 Genting, 1 M'sia Airlines, 1 Airasia, 1 Facebook, 1 MSN, 1 Toto, 1 Magnum 4d, 1 Astro, 1 Maxis, 1 Celcom, 1 i will follow u, 1 Bank Negara, 1 Everise, 1 H&L, 1 Boulevard, 1 The Spring, 1 KL Tower tetapi 2 KLCC, 1 Bapa, 1 Emak, 1 Panasonic, 1 Maggi Mee, 1 Belacan. Kita 1 negara. Kita 1 Malaysia.

Selamat Menyambut Hari Merdeka ke-52

KL's Car

This cost RM1,888,888.00

Asian Food Channel No.1

华语...

天无二日,国无二君;

一个天空一粒太阳;

一个州一个大臣;

一个议长,一班行政议员.

Perak州死不好料(翻遇去hokkien),

一个州两个大臣,

两个议长,两班行政议员.

一个是合法的,

一个是cetak rompak的,

一个是人民选的,

一个是从Pangkor岛座潜水艇从澳门进来的.

RTM = Rehat Tunggu Mati

1 MALAYSIA = 玩 MALAYSIA, 玩玩罢了.

脱裤放屁, 多此一举,

要放屁还要脱裤吗?

要做东西就把它一次做完.

Perak州大臣Zambry说他很像美国总统Obama,

我从前面看到后面,

左边看到右边,

他们两个只有一点像,

那就是他们两个都是男人.

四月八号, 马来西亚主办F1赛车,

大家就去买三百块和五百块的票,

要去看Lewis Hamilton要去看Alonsso,

那里知道赛车赛到一半下大雨,

全世界F1赛车只有一站赛到一半收工的,

黄飞鸿收挡(翻遇去广东话),

就是我们亲爱的马来西亚,

那些买三百块和五百块的票的人,

出来之后到处问候别人的妈妈(意思就是他妈的).

首相到曼谷参加东南亚峰会,

座AirAsia九块九罢了,

跟中国总理温家宝喝功夫茶,

顺便跟全东南亚最帅的首相Abishit拍照,

首相到曼谷机场,

整十万个人来迎接,

他说他真的很感动,

在马来西亚都没有人这么欢迎我,

他突然间以为他是刘德华,

这么多歌迷到机场欢迎我,

后来他的顾问跟他讲,

拿督斯里看好来好像不像,

全部穿红色衣服的喔,

手上拿石头和臭鸡蛋,

没有花,

原来是一班示威者,

东南亚峰会历史上第一次,

半途而废,

还没有开幕就已经闭幕了,

马来西亚人民就非常高兴,

这些人民都不爱国,

看到自己的领导人那么没脸,

还那么高兴,

那么欢喜.

五月七号,所有穿黑色衣的人要抓,

吃roti canai也抓,

喝teh tarik也抓,

以后穿黑色衣的人,

第一个要抓的是谁你知道吗?

第一个要抓的人就是Batman蝙蝠侠,

因为Batman连底裤都是黑的,

抓了Batman第二个要抓的是谁你知道吗?

第二个要抓的人就是Superman超人,

因为Superman把底裤穿在外面.

Anwar今年六十二岁,

身为爷爷,

你们说有可能鸡奸二十六岁的Saiful吗?

二十六岁的Saiful鸡奸六十二岁的Anwar叫情有可原,

六十二岁的Anwar鸡奸二十六岁的Saiful,

那比登天还难,

二十六岁的Saiful不会跑吗?不会叫吗?不会反抗吗?

难道他向Anwar说'来呀来呀!'

Saiful开记者招待会,

记者问他被鸡奸几次,

他说八次,

第几次去报警,

第八次,

这证明前面七次他很爽!!!

补选狂想曲

你不需要给我华小,

只需要给我辣妹,

在我面前清清凉凉,

奔奔跳跳,

我就会投你一票.

你不需要给我公平,

只需要给我晚宴,

让我难得开开心心,

吃吃喝喝,

我就会为你祝贺.

你不需要给我未来,

只需要给我红袍,

让我用来买万字千字中中中,

我就会为你效忠.

如果辣妹可以借来嫖一嫖,

我叫老婆投你神圣的一票.

Been send home.

I been send home tis morning, nt bcoz of i burn the skool, marah MK, bt of fever.. At skool nt yt 1 hr kena balik. Cikgu C. Tiew check my body temp n it was 37.3'C. Yesterday i went clinic the nurse check is 37.2'C. A lot kena send home.

Teacher's partying at Bilik Guru. Just joking....... takut ppl go tell MK.

LOLz

This is hw my tables look during exam. Stupid exam.

CCB n WTF i tiok NS.......

I check my status using SMS, n WTF i tiok it. No mood.

It reply wif "TAHNIAH", it nt suppose to reply tahniah, bt "HAHAHA, KENAPA LU SANGAT MALANG!"


Najib look macho wif it. For information, the uniform was
design by LimKokWing University.

Sejarah Ans.

I have funny answer for my Sej test, bt i manage to pass.